Wedding (rest-of-the-world):
wed-ding -noun
1. the act or ceremony of marriage; nuptials
Wedding (Cambodia)
1. the act or ceremony of erecting a large, garish, kitschy, tent in the middle of the street.
2. the act or ceremony of equipping the aforementioned structure with a hefty sound system powered by an equally obnoxious diesel generator.
3. a traditional feast of apples, fish, and sprite, accompanied with speeches and dancing
4. an act or ceremony traditionally occurring on Sundays, beginning on or around the hour of six, exempt from the neighborhood's unspoken noise curfew.
5. The reason I am at an internet cafe on a Sunday morning instead of at home sipping coffee, doing a crossword, and leisurely getting ready for church.
Seriously folks, it's maddening.
Unlike HNIC, this is one tradition that must cease to continue.
until next time....
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